Saturday, December 26, 2009

A Quest for Bank Statements (gone horribly wrong)

The Canadian bank I have been dealing with for the past 3.5 years, CIBC, is supposedly there "for what matters". Under normal circumstances, everything seemed okay. I'd go to the branch on campus every now and then and be greeted with smiling faces. The bank machines never gave me any trouble. Sure, I got locked out of online banking every time I moved houses or came back home for the break (at least 3 times a year), but I could tolerate that. After all, they did say security matters. Better than having some random hack into my account, I guess. Life was peaceful, and I had no problems with the bank.

Until November 2009. I was finally ready to apply for a visa extension to stay in the UK till the end of May, and one of the required supplementary documents was "a bank statement covering at least 28 days". I was also told that if I could get my documents early enough, I could avoid the December rush and possibly get the visa extension before the Christmas break, which would have enabled me to travel to Paris or some other European destination I've been eyeing for years.

I was in Edinburgh, and my bank has no branches outside of Canada. The average person would think, 'yes, there is telephone banking, and there are customer service agents; it'll take some time but I'm sure I can get the documents I need.' Being my average self, this is precisely what I thought. I first switched options on my online banking account so I would get monthly statements sent to my parents' house, an option I had always turned off for the sake of saving trees. Then on the morning of November 6, I called CIBC, saying I need bank statements for both of my accounts, covering a month, rather urgently. I was told that it will cost $5 per sheet, and that it would take 10 business days. I thought, 'not the best, but it'll arrive by November 20.' So I gave my Edinburgh address, and double checked that the person on the other end of the phone had written it correctly. I was also advised to try calling my home branch and talk to the manager directly to see if I could get something faster.

I opened my account in Toronto, my parents now live in Vancouver, and I (normally) go to school in Waterloo, so the concept of a 'home branch' is foreign to me. Regardless, I did call two branches: the one in Toronto and the one near my parents' home. I came home during the school day multiple times when I could have stayed on campus to do work, as I knew this was the only way I could reach the branches during their business hours. I even avoided lunch hours to increase my chances of getting through. No response, ever. Neither branch answered. Things were starting to look bleak.

I waited till November 20. 10 business days. No sign of the statement that was supposedly headed my way. I waited for a few more days, and then made another phone call on November 26. I learned that "it will take 10 business days" actually meant "it will take 10 business days to process here before sending to you", and that the statements had been mailed out on November 23. Given the average mailing speed for regular letters between Toronto and Edinburgh (it had taken a bit over a week on average to send or receive letters), I expected the statements to arrive within two weeks at the latest.

December 7 marked the two week point from the day the statements were supposedly sent. No sign of the statements. And it continued to be that way for an entire week after that. I was getting anxious, as this visa extension application had to be mailed out by December 18, and what seemed like a head start had dwindled down to another last-minute case. I was even considering a last-minute trip home during the exam period, which would have cost $1400 CAD round trip, in the hopes that maybe I could at least print off a statement from my online banking account and have it stamped on every page. (That was how I got through my initial visa application, when I used my Bank of America account)

In the meantime, as a result of the change in my bookkeeping options, CIBC had first sent a bankbook for one account with my transactions from March 2009 to November 4, 2009. As my entire family knew I was pressed for time, and we were not aware that the envelope contained a bankbook and not a statement, my parents used express mail to send this to me; this incurred over $50 CAD. And a few weeks later, a statement for my other account arrived. My parents also sent this over, incurring another $50+ post office bill. Yet, the statements CIBC was supposed to have sent directly to Edinburgh were nowhere in sight.

On December 18, the statements still had not arrived in Edinburgh. I had no choice but to go through with a bankbook and the other bank statement. I was advised that day that the bank statement does not cover 28 days, and that my application will likely be rejected (Someone else's application had come back that same day, rejected fo the same reason). The bankbook was not even a valid option. The only other option I had at that point was to come home to Canada before my visa expires on December 26, and apply from home and pray that the visa extension will be issued before the new semester.

I had originally planned to stay in the UK for Christmas--go down to London for a week and spend the remaining two weeks in Edinburgh--as I expected this to be cheaper than flying home and back. I had prepared everything from accommodation, transportation to musical tickets for the week I would be spending in London, and now all of a sudden I had been hit with news that it was all going to dust. And on top of that, I now had to book a trip home. Around Christmas, of all times.

Christmas time is quite possibly the worst time to travel for budget-conscious travellers. Sure enough, when I went online to see what kinds of flight tickets I could get from Edinburgh to Vancouver, the cheapest I could get was for the morning of December 20, $1700+ CAD. ONE WAY. It cost less than that for round trip tickets, departing the week before. But I had no option, so I had to rely on my parents for financial aid, and take what may just be my most expensive economy class trip between Canada and the UK... ever.

I arrived in Vancouver on the evening of the 20th, which gave me up to 3 days to get my bank documents and hopefully get a visa appointment before the Christmas long weekend. At this point, my balance had dropped considerably since early November (not surprising), so I also needed a bank statement from my parents to meet the application requirements. Their accounts are with a different bank.

I went to the nearby CIBC branch on the afternoon of December 21. I was told there was no option to print out statements on the spot, and that all statements get printed out on the 24th of every month and get mailed out. However, the most official thing I could get from the bank proving that I have a certain level of funds would be a letter, which would take 2-3 business days to get. This was not what I came all the way from the UK to hear. I had already wasted more time and money than I was willing to admit to, and I was not going to back out. I asked to see the manager of the branch.

Upon meeting the manager, I was told that even he did not have the power to print off statements, and that printouts from the online bank account would not even display the account holder's name or the full account number, both key pieces of information. He offered to waive the fee for the letters I needed, put a rush on it, and add in lines that would say I had held these funds from November 1 to December 21.

At this point, I was glad some form of action was being taken, but at the same time I was disgusted at the limitations of the system. Customers that opt for paperless bookkeeping cannot get paper statements right away when they need them. Customers do not have the option of printing statement-like papers online that they could get stamped at the bank to use like official statements with the bank letterhead. And official statements can only be printed once a month from a single central office. No room whatsoever for flexibility, which I view as a critical flaw in today's fast-paced world.

The letters that were ordered the evening before came in on the morning of December 22. When I picked them up, I noticed the part about the funds being held from November 1 to December 21 was missing, but I knew I was not going to be able to get anything better than that. It would have to do. On the other hand, when my dad went to his bank to ask for a bank statement, he was able to get a copy printed right at the branch, covering the right time period, with all required information displayed. This took him less than half an hour, whereas even after a month and a half, I was unable to get documents that met all the requirements.

I have paid more than my fair price in order to go through with this visa extension application, and I cringe in disgust every time I hear the name "CIBC" or see an advertisement. Every CIBC branch I have seen recently seems to emphasize "if you are not extremely satisfied...." Yet, if the system itself has severe limitations, just how much of that can its employees cover with smiles and small talk? Not much, I say.

I believe I deserve to be compensated for the unnecessary waste of time and money over these bank statements, but at the same time, I am aware that I am but a powerless consumer in the market. At the very least, I vow to switch banks as soon as I get a chance, and CIBC will not have any business with me in the future. And so can you... before you end up like me.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Cheap Student Life in Edinburgh

There are many ways to sum up the life of an average student into a single word, and "cheap" would definitely fit the bill. Whether it is in North America, where students are bogged down with piling debt, or in Europe, where tuition is a fair bit cheaper in comparison, most students live on rather limited budgets and constantly seek ways to save that extra pound.

Here are some ways to be cheap as a Heriot-Watt student, which everyone living here knows already... but some items might be news to my precious Canadian readers. (Yes I love you all)


1. Free meals

At Heriot-Watt, there are free international dinners offered every Wednesday, courtesy of Chaplaincy. When I say "international dinners", I mean real food, not your standard free pizza that comes with half the usual amount of cheese. Students volunteer every week to bring to the table different foods from their home countries, and the turnout is generally very good. Some examples from this semester include: shepherd's pie (Scotland), an unnamed paprika chicken dish (Czech Republic), lasagne (Italy), couscous (Libya), tacos (Mexico), ratatouille (France), curry (Iran). Not only is going to these meals budget-friendly, but it is also great for socializing, since there are a lot of great students from different countries to meet!

2. Store brands

I've noticed that while most items at supermarkets are generally more expensive here in the UK compared to North America, the gap in prices between regular brands and "basic" store brands is also much larger. A good tip in the UK is to befriend white-and-orange (Sainsbury's Basics) or white-and-green (ASDA Smart Price) labelled items. Things like hand soap, a large bar of chocolate, or a 2L bottle of table water can be bought for less than 50c each. Or a pack of smoked salmon trimmings for less than $2. Sure, trimmings don't sound too enticing, but for feeding a single student, it doesn't matter... it tastes the same.

3. Closing hour discounts

This I learned one day while shopping at Sainsbury's near closing time on a Sunday. I was in the cashier line right behind an old man, who was only buying a sandwich and various pre-made sandwich fillings. King crab sandwich: Originally £2.30, now 20p. Sandwich fillings: Originally between £1-2, now 10p-20p. Items that would go bad overnight, but were still available near closing time. Probably not the freshest, but for things like fillings, it's not like I'd eat everything as soon as I came home anyways. The man's bill came up to only £1.48, which is equivalent to less than $3 CDN. Pretty sweet deal for one sandwich and three tubs of sandwich filling, if you ask me. It's not something I could live off every day, but I think it's worth a try someday.

4. Discount stores

In North America, these are referred to as the increasingly terribly misnamed "Dollar stores". In the UK, at least the name is more honest.. "Pound Stretcher". That way, I feel less scammed when I see items that do not cost exactly one pound. These stores are good for certain household items, e.g. laundry airer.

My new flat didn't seem to come with any laundry airers, so I was forced to go out and buy one before washing any clothes. At first, the "time is money" logic kicked in, and I went to Sainsbury's, only to find their cheapest airer costs £20 (almost $40 CDN). Not willing to spend that much. Next destination: ASDA - I was hoping for something from the white-and-green line that would cost less. Unfortunately, airers are not manufactured in store brands, and all I saw was the same airer at the same price. After wasting a lot of time, I ended up at a Pound Stretcher (at someone's recommendation), and came home with a £8 airer. Maybe the expensive ones would have been sturdier, but it didn't seem sturdier enough to justify such a great price difference.

5. Burton's Foods

There is a biscuit/cookie factory in Edinburgh by the name of Burton's Foods, with a picture on the side that advertises Royal Shortbread. Shortbread is quite expensive to buy from regular stores, and even more expensive if you're trying to get them in a tin. But for student eating purposes, who needs all that fancy overpriced packaging? I have been told that the factory sells imperfect products in huge bags for a mere pound or two - and yes, the bags *are* huge, I've seen a few. Here, imperfect potentially means broken, or some other minor defect that does not affect taste. And there's more than just shortbread... The biscuits coming out of this place taste amazing, and the factory is high up on my list of places to visit soon.



And off I go back to revising for tomorrow's exam. Wish me luck!

- C
Livin' it up in Edinburgh :)


p.s. For those of you who actually bother reading posts in their entirety, I will be doing my Christmas card run soon, and am willing to add in a few postcards from Edinburgh for those who ask. Please drop me an email at foodmathlife.c@gmail.com with the following information:

Everyone:
- Your name
- Mailing address

For those who don't know me personally (Or even if you know me, I like details.):
- Some background information about yourself
- One or two good reasons why I should send you a postcard

Engineers Rule the World...

Now into my 4th year at Waterloo, this is my 3rd fall term on campus writing exams. If there was one thing all terms had in common, it is shitty exam schedules. I'm blessed this year, I don't have my 3 exams in 27 hours nonsense like last itme. However, after listening to everyone I know around me complain about their exams, I thought back to other terms.

Every year, it always feels like the engineers get off earlier than everyone else at Waterloo. I know that if you have exams right to the end, theoretically you have more time to study, which people might prefer. Personally, I would rather have my exams earlier (i.e. no exams on the 21st or 22nd), so I can actually go home for Christmas and enjoy it. I think I have a record this year...a whole 11 days at home! The Christmas/New Year holiday is always so packed with family and friends..I'd appreciate an extra day or two. If I got to go home on the 19th (so no exams on the 21st or 22nd), then I would not only be able to save $100 - $200 on airfare for flying on better days, but that would mean a whole 3 or 4 extra days at home! Every year, this isn't the case though.

Today, I was bored, and a headache was preventing me from actually studying anything meaningful. So instead...I decided to look at the UW exam schedule in depth. The results?
In total, on Dec 21 and 22nd, the last two days of the exam period, there are a total of 124 sections writing final exams. (That's a huge number...man we have a lot of courses). How many of them are engineering courses?

CHE 211
CHE 220
ECE 318
ME 269
ME 559
MSCI 331
NE 471

So...about 5.6% of the exams on the last two days are engineering. Engineering is one of 6 faculties on campus...so next, I'd be interested in knowing how many engineering students we have here. A search on uwaterloo.ca didn't turn up anything, but still, at first glance, it seems depressing. Next time...I'd like to go home earlier instead...

S

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Sleeping next to a psychopath

Wow, so if there's anything all three of us are really bad at, it's updating our blog. But guess what? =) Now that finals season has graced us here at UW, I'll be looking for distractions from studying. Multiple updates, here I come...

First thing that caught my eye today was this on msn.ca. The whole article talks about how women are stupid and most of them are looking for the wrong traits in men. I'm sure we could take this article and generalize about the much lamented 'the jerks get all the girls'. However, that wasn't what caught my eye. I found this fascinating:

"In my book Prince Harming Syndrome, I share an article from The New York Times about the psychology of evil which included "The Psychopath Checklist." Criminal psychiatrists use this helpful list use to test the potential of someone being a hardcore psychopath, capable of committing repeated evil and violent crimes.

Guess which traits psychopaths share?

  • Glibness
  • Extreme charisma
  • Need to always be doing something
  • Feelings of high self-worth
  • Pathological lying
  • Proneness to boredom"
Umm....the scary part of this is the number of people I have known growing up, or do know, who are only one trait away from satisfying all items on this checklist. For instance, if X had grown up with tons more self-confidence, or if Y was just more charismatic to the general public. Even I am dangerously close....hehehe, then again, I generally think I am waaaaaay more charismatic than I actually am. =P

I'm sure that this list covers what, 30, 40, 50% of the population? Ok, 50% is probably too high, but still. Just think, you live in a society where you are surrounded by possible future psychopaths. In particular...you might just sleep in the same house as one. Now I'm sure there are perfectly normal people who satisfy the list entirely, and goodness knows that these sort of 'tests' are horribly imprecise, but it still makes you think...

Anyways, if anyone asks...*shifty eyes*....it wasn't me. =D

S

Edit: I just had another thought. How many of our politicians would be on the psychopath watch list? o.O